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Smiles for Miles: 10 Car-Themed Jokes

By Safelite // Feb 6, 2019

Hitting the open road can be freeing, until you’ve hit your 2-hour quota of eye spy with the kiddos. To help out, we’re sharing 10 of our favorite car-themed jokes to get everyone laughing and we all know time flies when you’re having fun!

  1. Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

    A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks

  2. Q: What has four wheels and flies?

    A: A garbage truck

  3. Q: Why do chicken coupes have 2 doors?

    A: Because if they had 4 doors they’d be a chicken sedan

  4. Q: Why did the man put his car in the oven?

    A: Because he wanted a hot rod!

  5. Q: What kind of car does a Jedi drive?

    A: A Toy-Yoda

  6. Q: What is the most tired part of your car?

    A: The exhaust pipe

  7. Q: Where did the witch park her vehicle?

    A: In the broom closet

  8. Q: What has three letters and starts with gas?

    A: A car

  9. Q: What did the traffic light say to the car?

    A: “Don’t look, I’m changing!”

  10. Q: What kind of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive?

    A: A Minnie van, of course

The next time you’re on a road trip, take some of these jokes our for a test drive, you’ll be sure to see nothing but smiles from the rear view mirror. Good luck and safe travels!

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